Heidi JuicyKiss is My Stripper Name…

What’s yours? I found this stripper name game on a forum I frequent and thought it was hilarious. 

Play along and post yours below!

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Strawberry
b = Fantasia
c = Star
d = Diamond
e = Sexy
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Caramel
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p= Bunny
q = Vixen
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Bombshell
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Honey
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Sweet
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Thick
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Juicy
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Kinky

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = twat
b = horn
c =pop
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = booty
j = monkey
k = lips
l = kiss
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = twirk
x = button
y = lick
z = clapper

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Breakfast of Champions: Monkey Milk

No time for a sit down meal? Well, if you’re like me then you must get some nourishment in the morning. Try this monkey milk shake (not too fond of the name, but, oh well).

Ever since I tried it a about a month ago, I’ve made one at least twice a week since then. It tastes like a peanut butter banana shake. Its super easy to make, it’s very delicious, and it’s extremely satisfying!

monkey milk shake

Ingredients for one (1) serving of monkey shake:

  • 3-4 ice cubes
  • 1 banana (Note: A frozen banana is more refreshing.)
  • 1/2c Almond milk (I’ve also used water. It doesn’t really make a difference to me.)
  • 2 tbsp peanut butter
  • 1 tbsp Agave Nectar (optional)
  • 2 tbsp protein hemp powder (optional).  I add this for fiber and protein intake. It’s the speckles that makes it look like an oreo shake. 
  • 1tsp  maca root powder (optional). I add this because it increases fertility, energy, and endurance. Overall, it helps support the immune system. Also, it supposedly makes the rump rounder::wink. 
Nutritional Information: This monkey milk shake contains about 400 calories, about 12 grams of dietary fiber, and about 14 grams of protein. 

 

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Annie Malone: Historic Black Beauty Culture

Have you heard of Annie Malone? My first time learning of her was during a discussion with Sam Ennon, president of BOBSA (Black Owned Beauty Supply Association).

Naturally, I became interested in learning more because of my own fascination with the historically black elite.  However, not much could be found.

Thursday evening, I attended a lecture presented by Chajuana Trawick, Ph.D., entitled ”The History of Annie Malone and Poro College: Building an Empire of Beauty in St. Louis, Missouri from 1902-1930.”

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annie maloneIn short, Annie Malone was the pioneer of black beauty culture. She built a massive commercial and educational enterprise focused on African American cosmetology.

What I find interesting about her is that she preceded Madam C.J. Walker. In fact, Walker was Malone’s employee, her sales agent. Given that Malone died 38 years after Walker, it’s interesting how history, the media, and good PR can run its course.

Below are a few of Malone’s advertisements from the St. Louis Argus Newspaper.

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annie maloneannie maloneAnnie Malone’s enterprise was centered around cosmetology for African-Americans. Like much of what I’m currently learning, she dispelled myths about black hair and introduced new beauty techniques. She emphasized cleanliness and sanitation in beauty regimens.

Below is a photo of her enterprise headquarters, Poro College. There was also a rooftop garden where she used to host parties and such. Isn’t it just elegant?!
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Imagine that, a multimillionaire…talk about a grand hustle!!!

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Weekly Mani: Heli-Yum

This week’s no chip mani was colored with China Glaze’s Heli-Yum. This lacquer is from the the Spring 2010 Up & Away Collection, my favorite so far. For some reason, of all the CG colors I have, this color applies the best. 

heli-yum

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D.I.Y. Bling Friendship Bracelet

D.I.Y Friendship Bracelet

I’ve been wanting to take a break from the rigors of my day to do something crafty and creative. Rather than painting photo frames to take up wall space, I found this friendship thread in the crafty isle at Walmart and decided to give the D.I.Y. friendship bracelet a go.

This project is perfect for the wellness theme because it required patience, coordination, and vision.

I watched this video tutorial to learn how to create the inverse chevron pattern.

D.I.Y Friendship Bracelet

This was my first try and besides an uneven width, which is no problem because it makes for more authenticity, I’d say I did a darn dandie job with the doodad!

D.I.Y Friendship Bracelet

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